50th Wedding Anniversary Humor

When you have been married to your best friend for 50 years there will have been lots of shared funny moments and shared jokes, plus much happiness.

So when it comes to celebrating your golden anniversary it's a great time to add in some 50th Wedding Anniversary humor to your anniversary card or as a great punch line to your speech on this special occasion.

Just go careful, the days of dodgy and sexist jokes have long gone and they just make for awkward reading and listening.

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

I love you more then peanut loves jelly

Who would have thought we would still be together after fifty years?!

It was only meant to be one date! But the first kiss sealed it.

Who knows what mischief I would have got up to without you by my side for the last 50 years?

• Weekends of sport
• Golf Holidays
• Weekly pampering
• Living off take outs

Marriage is finding that special someone to annoy for the rest of your life.

Anniversary Jokes for Your Golden Anniversary

The important thing about 50th Anniversary humor is to find funny jokes that will get everyone laughing.

Whether you are using it as the ice-breaker to an Anniversary party or as part of your speech it is always a good idea to run it past family members and other guests before the big day so you can gauge their reaction.

Remember to pause between your jokes for everyone to laugh.

You can also use classic 50th Anniversary quotes as well.

You can also send jokes as text messages on the day or to write in your anniversary card to your favorite old couple!

Sharing a laugh on their special day will be memorable, there will be plenty of anniversary wishes with a sweet message for your Golden Wedding Anniversary couple that one that makes them laugh will stand out.

50th Anniversary Quotes

"Congratulations on 50 wonderful years of marriage! That's half a century, or as we like to call it, a really long time to put up with each other."

"I heard you're celebrating your golden anniversary. Is that because you've accumulated enough gold over the years to pay for the party?"

"50 years ago on your Wedding Day, you both said 'I do.' Today, you're probably saying 'I forgot' and 'I don't know.'"

"After 50 years of marriage, you've probably forgotten why you even got married in the first place. But don't worry, no one else remembers either."

"They say that love is blind, but after 50 years of marriage, it's more like selective hearing."

"Here's to 50 years of marriage, where 'I'm sorry' and 'You were right' are the two most important phrases to keep the peace."

"50 years ago, you were young and in love. Today, you're old and still in love. Congratulations on defying the laws of nature!"

"After 50 years of marriage, you've probably seen it all - the good, the bad, and the ugly. But let's focus on the good, because no one wants to hear about the other two."

"50 years of marriage is an impressive accomplishment. It's like running a marathon, except instead of running, you're just really good at tolerating each other."

"Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! May your love continue to grow stronger with each passing year, and may your hearing continue to grow weaker so you can ignore each other's flaws."

"They say that time flies when you're having fun, but after 50 years of marriage, time just kind of strolls along and occasionally takes a nap."

"Fifty years of marriage is a lot like a roller coaster - there are ups, there are downs, and sometimes you just want to scream."

"I heard that after 50 years of marriage, you finally got around to finishing each other's sentences. Congratulations on achieving true partnership!"

"They say that opposites attract, but after 50 years of marriage, you've probably realized that you're more alike than you ever thought possible."

"Fifty years ago, you were young and naive. Today, you're old and still naive, but at least you have each other."

"After 50 years of marriage, you've probably forgotten more about each other than most people ever learn. But that's okay, because you can always make up new things to argue about."

"Fifty years of marriage is like a science experiment - you start with two separate entities, mix them together, and see what happens. And in your case, what happened was magic."

"They say that marriage is a give and take, but after 50 years, you've probably lost track of who's giving and who's taking. But as long as you're both happy, that's all that matters."

"Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! I hope your next 50 years are just as happy, just as loving, and just as full of... well, let's just stick with 'happy and loving.'"

"Fifty years of marriage is a true testament to the power of love, commitment, and patience. And also the power of pretending to be asleep when your partner is snoring."

"After 50 years of marriage, you've probably learned a lot about each other. For example, who snores louder, who hogs the remote, and who always gets the last slice of pizza."

"Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! If your love was a plant, it would be a mighty oak tree by now. And if it was a car, it would be a classic vintage model."

"They say that laughter is the best medicine, and after 50 years of marriage, you've probably had your fair share of laughter (and some tears too). But as long as you can laugh together, you can weather any storm."

"Fifty years ago, you made a promise to love and cherish each other until death do you part. And now that you're both still alive and kicking, you must be doing something right!"

"After 50 years of marriage, you've probably given each other more gifts than you can count. But the best gift you ever gave each other was your love and commitment. And also that one time you got each other matching bathrobes."

"They say that the first 50 years of marriage are the hardest. So now that you've passed that milestone, it should be smooth sailing from here on out... right?"

"Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! You've proven that true love can last a lifetime, even when you're both a little hard of hearing and forgetful."

"Fifty years ago, you probably never imagined that you would spend so much time together. But now that you've made it this far, you probably can't imagine spending a single day without each other."

"After 50 years a good marriage is all about compromise. For example, compromising on whose turn it is to do the dishes, and compromising on whose turn it is to pick the movie."

"Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! Here's to many more years of love, laughter, and making each other wonder how you ever got along without each other."

"After 50 years of marriage, you must have a secret to staying in love. Is it the way you hold hands? Or the way you finish each other's sentences? Or is it just a really good bottle of wine?"

"They say that love is blind, but after 50 years of marriage, you've probably seen each other at your best and your worst. And you still love each other anyway!"

"Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! You've proven that soulmates do exist, and that they're not just a concept in cheesy romance novels."

"After 50 years of marriage, you've probably forgotten more anniversaries than most people remember. But that's okay, because every day is a celebration of your love."

"Fifty years of marriage is a lot like a marathon - it takes patience, determination, and the occasional energy bar. And in your case, a lot of love too."

"They say that love is the answer to everything. But after 50 years of marriage, you've probably discovered that the real answer is compromise, forgiveness, and a good sense of humor."

"Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! You've probably faced a lot of challenges together, but you've also had a lot of fun. And that's what makes your love story so special."

"After 50 years of marriage, you've probably given each other some amazing gifts. But the best gift of all is the gift of your time, your love, and your unwavering commitment to each other."

"Fifty years ago, you made a promise to each other that you would be there for each other through thick and thin. And now, 50 years later, you've kept that promise and then some."

"They say that love is a journey, not a destination. And after 50 years of marriage, you've probably gone on more adventures together than you can count. Here's to many more!"

"Fifty years of marriage is a long time, but it probably feels like only yesterday that you said 'I do.' Of course, that might just be the nostalgia talking. Or maybe it's the wine."

"They say that love is patient, love is kind, and love is... forgetful? After 50 years of marriage, you've probably forgotten more things than you can remember. But you'll never forget how much you love each other."

"Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! You've probably been through a lot together, but you've also learned a lot about each other. For example, who's better at cooking, who's better at driving, and who's better at pretending to listen."

"After 50 years of marriage, you've probably seen each other at your best and your worst. But through it all, you've loved each other unconditionally. And that's what makes your love so strong."

"They say that opposites attract, but after 50 years of marriage, you've probably discovered that you have a lot more in common than you thought. For example, your love of early bird specials and crossword puzzles."

"Fifty years of marriage is a lot like a roller coaster - there are ups and downs, twists and turns, and the occasional scream. But through it all, you've held on tight and enjoyed the ride together."

"Congratulations on 50 years of togetherness! You've proven that love can conquer all, including annoying habits, bad jokes, and the occasional snore."

"After 50 years of marriage, you've probably learned that the key to a happy marriage is communication, compromise, and a good sense of humor. And also, a healthy dose of forgiveness."

"They say that love is a verb, not a noun. And after 50 years of marriage, you've certainly put in a lot of work. But it's been worth it, because your love has only grown stronger with time."

"Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! You've shown us all what true love looks like, and that it's possible to find your soulmate and spend a lifetime together. Here's to many more happy years!"

Funny Anniversary Gifts

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As well as jokes there are plenty of ways to add humor to your gifts too.

• A funny custom canvas print could be a photo of the two of you from when you first got together. The younger members of the family won't believe your crazy outfits from your first date.
• A gift box filled with gold colored silly gifts.
• Matching t-shirts for you both to wear
• Matching mugs
• Ear plugs for those that have to put up with snoring
• Maps and a compass for couples that get lost
• Matching watches or a clock for couples that are always late.
• Tickets to go and see their favorite comedian
• A funny 50th anniversary yard sign
• And don't forget any Personalized Anniversary Gift can have humor as it is totally up to you what you have engraved! 

Wishing you both a very Happy 50th Anniversary and good luck finding the right words to get everyone laughing.

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